Thursday, November 22, 2007 20:38
ARINA'S RULES FOR LIVING
1. No one is thinking about you, they're thinking of themselves, just like you.
2. Never change a haircut before an important event.
3. Only buy things that make you want to do a small dance. (!!)
4. If you start regretting something and start thinking, "I should have..." always add: "But then I might have been run over by a runaway lorry. And rats and birds would come feeding off me."
5. Sometime you just have to go with the flow.
6. When overwhelmed by a disaster, check if it's really a disaster by: a)thinking, "oh fuck it" b)attempting to turn it into an amusing anecdote. If neither works, it really is a disaster. Refer to 7 and 8.
7. Breathe and think
8. Buy yourself a nice venti vanilla soy latte. And tell yourself you're as cool as what you drink.
9. Hardly anything matters. If you get upset, ask yourself, "Does it really matter?"
10. Be nice :D
xx
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